Cooking and Nutrition
Fiber Frank's Quick N' Tasty Oats
Learn how to take a good doodie with good ol' Fiber Frank.
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My nameís Fiber Frank and Iím talkiní to ya from South Carolina and Iím gonna to teach ya how to make one minute oatmeal. I love oatmeal because itís got properties to make you take a good doody and it absorbs all the cholesterol in your blood like sponges.
You get your cup here by some girl that broke your heart years ago. I donít love you no more. So now you take your oats and you form Ďem all in your cup. Take my hot water and I pour it right into my oats. Take out a fork or a spoon; I like a fork to stir my [inaudible] stir up my oatmeal real quick, real quick, real quick. I take me some good Grade A clover honey; thatís right damn healthy for you. Take ah, squeeze out a bunch of that honey right on in your oatmeal. Slap it right down, take your damn cinnamon, your ah, let me tell ya something, Trader Joeís cinnamonís the finest of the products. Ya take it, ya pour a little bit out of that cinnamon right on top, right there. Take your fork, you pour it in. Ya damn stir it up, beautiful. Woo wee. Thank you for visiting oneminute u.